So many things that I wanna say

[Your Love, The Outfield]

Sometimes I say something out loud, and then immediately think, "What if you do one of those surveys where you have to write the last thing you said out loud?".

So I'm watching Wheel of Fortune. It's college week (reruns, I'm sure) and tonight's three were the type that made me think, "You've got to be kidding me. How am I not on this show? I could beat them with my eyes closed!".

One puzzle annoyed me in particular- mainly because the second people get money they start spending it all on buying vowels! This drives me crazy. Mainly because you can figure out words without the vowels at all. Case in point:

Ppl tht spnd ll f thr mny n vwls n th shw Whl f Frtn r dmb.

Tell me what that says- I bet you can!

Then, later, the puzzle was "Put the pedal to the metal". I had it figured out with just the h's and t's... for posterity's sake, here:

--t th- ----- t- th- --t--

If you don't believe me, that's fine, but my roommates can attest to me figuring out puzzles when they're still seemingly impossible- watching Jeopardy and Wheel is kind of a tradition on most weeknights at our [LAKE!] house. I'm not sure if it's talent, skill, luck, or some comibination of all of the above, but I also used to tick off the entire football bus in high school (I kept stats) because someone had a little handheld Wheel game and I never lost. Ever. Not even against the coaches. I was actually kind of embarrassed about it and always downplayed my wins.

However, tonight my humility was... not to be found when I figured out the puzzle and then shouted out, "I'm a GENIUS! I win at LIFE!"

Yeah, that's right. I said that.

In the words of... well, pretty much all of my roommates (I have four):

"Oh, [insert my name], what are we gonna do with you?"