Ammo is my boyfriend

There's a reason why I have claimed that Adam Morrison is my boyfriend.

I was going to write something deep and inspiring tonight. Instead, I can't stop laughing at the greatest commercial ever.

I'm sure some commercial-writing producer type wrote the list, but I like to pretend that Ammo himself came up with these.

Watch this:



Which one do you think is my favorite?

MAJOR props if you can list my top three in order.