Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Dear Tony Reali,

Marry me.

When you smile, my face lights up. When you crack yourself up, I can't stop from laughing with you. Or at you. But I adore you all the more.

You are a statistical genius... particularly concerning sports, and we all know that's the most important stat field there is. Your intelligence and smooth delivery capture my attention- and my mind and heart.

When you talk on Around the Horn (or make appearances on PTI) I can only stare at the screen and think about how wonderful you are.

I disagree with you allowing Smith to get the second cut today- you were very stingy allotting him his points. His answer was incredible. But I love you nonetheless.

Call me.

And then marry me.